I don’t care what y’all say, some things in life are just too complicated these days! I remember the days when pubic hair was a sign of womanhood that every girl anxiously awaited. Now it seems every girl that hits this milestone is rushing to salons everywhere just to have every pubic hair literally ripped from her body. And if waxing is not enough to think about, there are spas everywhere that focus on keeping your “VA-J-J” youthful!
My curiosity got the best of me so I went out there on the world wide web and gathered some information…only for you, my loyal readers, of course 🙂
“LADY PART” GROOMING DEFINITIONS FOR BEGINNERS
BIKINI WAX – wax is used to remove hair from the bikini line.
BRAZILIAN WAX – wax is used to remove hair from the front, side, and back of your vagina.
ADVANCED (FOR ME ANYWAY) “LADY PART” GROOMING DEFINITIONS
WHAT IN THE H.E.”DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS” IS A VAJACIAL YOU MIGHT ASK…
From what I can gather it is the same as a facial, but, you guessed it, the focus is on your vagina. Go figure!
A vajacial treats in-grown hairs, removes dead skin cells and smooths bumps around the bikini line, prevents acne and helps maintain healthy, hydrated skin around the vagina.
If you are thinking about giving a vajacial a try, it seems you have to have a Brazilian wax first. Sorry ladies, for those of you still holding on to your very first pubic hair, vajacials are not for you. Everyone else, it is recommended that you wait at least 10 days after your wax before going in for your vajacial. However, it is not necessary for you to get a vajacial after every wax. Arguably, it is never necessary for one to get a vajacial.
Apparently, if you are a little shy about sitting there with your legs wide open while someone exfoliates, pokes, and prods, you can just do a google search for DIY vajacials and exfoliate in the confines of your home.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT A YONI STEAM, WHAT IS THAT?
For those of you that are looking for a vaginal treatment that might be a little less up close and personal, a Yoni Steam might be the answer for you. A Yoni Steam is an alternative health treatment whereby a woman squats or sits over steaming water containing herbs. Although this concept is new to me, it seems that women have been Yoni steaming for ages! It is believed, although not scientifically proven, that a Yoni Steam allows a woman the chance to reconnect with her body and use plant medicine to improve her menstrual cycle and to regulate various health issues.
No worries, for those of you that can’t embrace the idea of squatting over a bowl of steaming water in a public place, you can get your Yoni Steam on in the privacy of your home. According to The Apothecary Company, the easiest way to Yoni Steam at home is to boil distilled water and pour it over a clean bowl, sitz bath, toilet or pot containing an herb mixture. Once the mixture cools so as not to burn, you should sit on the steam bath for 5-30 minutes with your lower body wrapped with clean towels or blankets in order to contain the healing steam bath.
HEAVY DUTY “LADY PART” MAKEOVERS
Having trouble with tightness, urinary incontinence, or lubrication? No worries, Vaginal Rejuvenation is here to save the day! In short, vaginal rejuvenation is vaginal plastic surgery. But, if you are not sure about going that far, there are now energy based vaginal rejuvenation treatments. Energy based rejuvenation treatments are non-surgical treatments that use heat to enhance collagen, blood vessels, tightness and lubrication. Go Figure!
Not sure about any of this, no problem, simply practice good hygiene, get your kegel on, and call it a day!